Ask’s Strange Search Suggests

Crave and Gizmodo are laughing at some of the strange search queries being suggested by Ask.com’s suggest feature, which suggests complete or longer queries as you type in the search box. They’ve got examples like:

“is it legal to”, which suggests completing that with “marry your second cousin”, “own a penguin” or “sell a kidney
“can you” :: “freeze cheese”, “get pregnant in a hot tub”

Clearly, some of Ask’s users have some strange things in mind. Here are some search suggestions I found, with the suggested part in bold:

why did Jeeves retire
why do i never see baby pigeons? (answer: because pigeons don’t leave the nest until they are almost as large as adult pigeons)
why does my eye twitch
why does asparagus make urine smell
why does my belly button hurt
why does my urine smell (perhaps you had asparagus?)
i wanna to be anorexic
how to knock someone unconscious
where is my liver

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Original post by Nathan Weinberg