Google: Press 3 For Customer Support, But It Doesn’t Exist

Mobile Jones is yet another Google AdSense publisher who had a check from Google bounce. It happens; Google must have to close accounts all the time for one reason or another, I just hope they cover the bounced-check fee if it happens. The hilarious thing is their attempt to get through to Google customer service. Yeah, it doesn’t exist.
Voicemail Lady: For customer service/technical help press 5.
Me: I’m so there!
Voicemail Lady: (gives options 1 & 2) Press 3 for all other questions.
Me: Done.
Voicemail Lady: As Google does not currently authorize customer support, please see our website.
Me: Doh!

(via Valleywag)

Original post by Nathan Weinberg